Uh... Darunia's birthday is today?

Wasn't it just a few months ago?

Well in any case, happy birthday.

I find it somewhat difficult to suitably express my intense joy on this occasion.

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Just kidding, happy birthday!! :D

What, you suspect Darunia of changing his birthdate several times a year? :)

No I just thought that he had a birthday a few months ago, but it was probably something else.

Ah.

Well I guess we should be happy... :D

Actually, my theory is that Goron lifespans are shorter,therefore they age much faster, and to make things even out they celebrate four birthdays a year.

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Nevermind.

Happy birfday, Darunia!

Um, so gorons orbit the sun faster than humans do?

No, they just have a different definition of what a 'year' is.

That's how they get so old... :)

Wow, I'm shocked that you remembered, what with my slacking attendance and all. I am humbled by your humility, and to show it, I, his excellency, the emperor of all Goron peoples, bestow upon thee, all of TC, full pardon and clemency for all wars I've declared upon all of you thus far. Thanks again for your best wishes.


---His Excellency, Emperor Darunia S. Goron I, Esq., le comte to Hyrule

It says whose birthday it is on the frontpage, so I didn't actually have to remember anything.

Cheers. :flowers:

You're an Emperor AND a lawyer?

Yes and no. I hate lawyers. Esquire is just my formal title.

Oh yeah?! Well I'm an Emperor and Lawyer AND a professional oral hygenist!

That's Dr. Your Majesty to you!!

You take that back! I'm the only Emperor in these parts and you know it!!

Wrong! I'm the emporer of the Alpha Centauri Federation of Planets, or whatever it was I decided to call it.

There are OB1 peoples? :what:

I think there might be a planet of them somewhere in the Federation, but I don't know for sure.

So I'm the ruler of them, right?

No, they pretty much just do there own thing.

their

I am the emperor of myself.

"It" is an awesome book. So says the Holy Emperor. Those of you who can read should give it a spin. I had that damn book for fifteen years and only now have I given it any time.

Originally posted by OB1
their

Ah, I guess you didn't hear about that. The Alpha Centauri Federation of Planets officially abolished the word "their" about five years ago.

Ah, I guess you didn't hear about that. The Alpha Centauri Federation of Planets officially abolished the word "their" about five years ago.

Well thats irrelevent, as "their" still exists in English, and you were writing in English, not Alpha Centaurian.

I can't be bothered to learn every nuance of you're silly back-water language. Although, I suppose I could take an afternoon off one day and conquer your planet and then wipe "their" out your language too...

Well, if you want to spread devistation across the universe, try buying Gaspork Industry's latest incarnation of darkness, Biostomper 4! It's the most illegal bio-weapon ever devised! Get a 12 pack of them and get a free Eco-Rapist class assault mech!

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Well I guess I am kinda late.... Happy belated Birthday Darunia!!! :kiss:

Why thank you Moiraine.

*Officially declares "their" to exist in every language.*

Isn't their, there, and they're like third grade stuff? :)

So is it's and its yet you always manage to screw those up. :p

No, I just leave out apostrophes...

Riiiight. :rolleyes:

I think we can all agree that English is a truly fucked up language, and that no one has ever completely mastered it in as as much as that they have never made a spelling or grammatical mistake.

Yes, its one of the most complex languages there is thanks to its nature of linguistic growth through word acquisition...