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OB1
Debate!!!!

Great Rumbler
Was it Bo Jackson?!

OB1
Mmmmmmm...... nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeaaaa..... no.

Great Rumbler
Oh...:(

OB1
Well, maybe it was Bo! You never know!

Great Rumbler
Wooo!!

alien space marine
:what:

Great Rumbler
:shake:

Fittisize
Hm, how many other people here will agree with me that Tendo City has gotten to be a complete fucking waste of time?

Great Rumbler
It's early in the year so there aren't any big games coming out are big Nintendo news to talk about.

Fittisize
I know....but I never go to the Nintendo forum and talk about games though.

Look, I bet I have only ONE (or less!) posts at Tendo City.

EdenMaster
Hm, how many other people here will agree with me that Tendo City has gotten to be a complete fucking waste of time?

Name one instance where coming here wasn't a complete fucking waste of time? There are none! Now that Bo Jacksons running the place, we're lucky if we even talk about Nintendo anyore.

Fittisize
It wasn't a waste of time when I wasn't looking at the posts and going, "man, why am I wasting my time coming to TC"? All this Bo Jackson crap and GR and OB1 cluttering board space and making themselves look like idiots....it's not funny!

Great Rumbler
You guys have got no sense I humor, I swear.

OB1
Fittisize and EM---> http://www.internetcash.com/en/images/baby-crying.jpg http://members.lycos.co.uk/improvisando/img/cry%20baby%2030-05-79.jpg

Great Rumbler
:D

OB1
Guess who's who?

EdenMaster
You guys have got no sense I humor, I swear.

No, we just know when a joke has run it's course.

OB1
http://www.internetcash.com/en/images/baby-crying.jpg

Great Rumbler
You tell 'em, OB1!

OB1
Hahaha, I love that picture.

Fittisize
No, we just know when a joke has run it's course.

It had no 'course'. It was never funny.

OB1
Johnny and I sure laughed!

Great Rumbler
Yes we did. :)

OB1
We also laughed at fittsy and EM!

Great Rumbler
We did that too. :)

EdenMaster
No, I'll admit it was funny. It many ways it still is. Semnat is still funny since we used it but didn't drive it into the ground. Now, you can't go three posts without seeing or hearing about Bo Jackson.

I'm not saying we exile Bo. I love Bo! I'm just trying to say a little moderation can be a good thing :).

Great Rumbler
I'm just trying to say a little moderation can be a good thing

But we ARE moderators...

OB1
Hey and now with my new sig, there's Bo in every thread!!

EdenMaster
But we ARE moderators...

...

Then let me rephrase that.

Cut back on the Bo and bring him up from time to time. That way he'll still be funny but people won't get sick of him, much like they are now ;).

Yes, OB1 about your sig, why are there so many periods before the image? It stretches threads. Oh, I think I've answered my own question.

geoboy
Every message board has its overused inside joke. When enough people find it to be stale and not funny anymore, it'll gradually come to an end. Like whatshisface said, just let it run its course.

OB1
...

Then let me rephrase that.

Cut back on the Bo and bring him up from time to time. That way he'll still be funny but people won't get sick of him, much like they are now ;).

Yes, OB1 about your sig, why are there so many periods before the image? It stretches threads. Oh, I think I've answered my own question.

What resolution are you using? I'll tone down the periods if you want.

EdenMaster
Feh. Don't mind me, my dad's computer is the one with high speed connection and he insists on keeping it on the prehistoric 800x600 :(. Pity me.

I don't see the point of the periods at all actually :).

OB1
800x600? Good grief, that's ABF bad!

The periods help center it.

EdenMaster
Why not use everyones friend, HTML? < center > < /center > without the spaces will cure your alignment ails!

OB1
Good idea!

EdenMaster
Does this random act of kindness toward Bo qualify me for the fan club?

Great Rumbler
Sure!

OB1
I thought you hated Bo?

EdenMaster
I'm not saying we exile Bo. I love Bo!

:)

OB1
But you and fittsy were complaining about him...

EdenMaster
I've seen the light. Also, perhaps I can help you make Bo more appealing to the general public (i.e. Fittisize), who is now getting a tad sick of Bo. I think Bo can be universally hilarious...

*dramatic music*

...if we work together!

OB1
Alright!!

alien space marine
Fitisize sounds like Circumsize.

:rofl:

OB1
:muddled:

Geno
Do not pay attention to ASM. He is a very disturbed little boy.

Great Rumbler
We will combine our powers to summon Bo Jackson!!

GR: Power of...football!!

OB1: Baseball!!

EM: Awesomeness!!

*powers combine to form Bo Jackson*

Bo Jackson: Only you can prevent forest fires!! ...I mean the power is yours!!

OB1
We should make rings!

Great Rumbler
Yeah!

OB1
So.... who wants to make 'em?

EdenMaster
Let's ask Bo himself! He has so many talents, he's probably a blacksmith too!

OB1
Good idea, you ask him.

EdenMaster
Okay. Do you have his phone number/Email address/street address?

OB1
Of course! Pffsshht, did you forget that I'm the president of the Bo Jackson fan club?? I'll forget you asked that. Here it is:

Bo Jackson
3453 Bo Jackson Street
Bo Jacksonville, CA 36548

[email protected]

geoboy
You must like 3, 4, and 5 when it comes to making up numbers. :)

OB1
Hey I didn't make it up!

Great Rumbler
Yeah, that's really where he lives. I've been there before.

OB1
Yeah, we were there last week!

OB1
E-mail him if you don't believe me!

Bo Jackson
You better believe he's right!

OB1
Told ya!

Geno
Wow, it's the real Bo Jackson! Can I have your autograph? :D

And don't anybody suggest that it's just OB1 or some other TC user posing as Bo Jackson, because it's not! I asked Bo Jackson if that was really him, and he said it was! I know Bo Jackson personally; we used to wrestle each other in Jr. High.

OB1
Send him an e-mail and find out!

Great Rumbler
Woo! Bo Jackson!

I already email him and he said that the information is correct.

OB1
Seriously, send him an e-mail!

Great Rumbler
Bo Jackson is the greatest! He said that he was going to give me a brand new Hummer since I said that I would vote for him!

OB1
Cool! Remember that his email address is [email protected]

Great Rumbler
Okay!

OB1
Did you do it yet?

Dark Jaguar
OB1 we got these in a box of Frankenberry...

OB1
Got what?

A Black Falcon
Count Chocula is SO better than Frankenberry! Or ... bah what was the other one... Boosomething?

... well okay really I've never had any of them. And Frankenberry sounds better. :D

Great Rumbler
You guys are on crack! Rice Krispies are the best!

Boosomething?

It's Booberry. You see it's like "blueberry" but see it's a ghost so they called it "booberry"! Hahaha...haha...ah...

EdenMaster
Bo! Welcome ot TendoCity! We are not worthy to stand before you but wish you'd stay anyhow!

Oh, and Boo Berry is the lord of all cereals. Nothing better.

A Black Falcon
Booberry, yeah, I thought that was it... so is it not Frankenberry? Having both would be odd... but both sound right. :)

And I like non-sugary (or mid-sugary, but not super sugary) cereals best. My favorites are probably Cheerios (plain, multi grain, or the ones with the fruit), Rice Krispies, Chex (corn, rice, or the sweeter ones)... oh an no milk. Dry.

Geno
I like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. :D

Great Rumbler
oh an no milk. Dry.

What?! No millk? That's crazy! *drinks milk* *becomes big and strong*

...

Well, maybe not...but I can pretend that it will.

A Black Falcon
I drink milk with lunch (well sometimes) and dinner (almost always), but not on my cereal...

OB1
You're a weirdo.

Hey GR, check out today's DRC!

Great Rumbler
Okay!

Yes, ABF is weird for not having milk with his cereal.

A Black Falcon
.. but it tastes better dry! And I'd have to use a spoon... :p

Great Rumbler
You're crazy, ABF, do you know that?

OB1
We're making Bo Jackson famous...er...!

A Black Falcon
I'm not crazy, just ... different... :)

Great Rumbler
Yeah...yeah you are. :)

A Black Falcon
Not really in the way you mean though. :)

Great Rumbler
How do you know what way I'm talking about? :p

A Black Falcon
It's not hard.

Great Rumbler
That's my line, you line stealer!!

And it IS hard! There are sooooooooooooooooooooooo many things I could be talking about! Like Bo Jackson! Or frisbee! Or Penny Arcade!

A Black Falcon
Bwhahahaha!

And I kind of bet you were talking about all of them at once...

Great Rumbler
Well, yeah...

Geno
.................I still like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

With milk. It does a body good.

A Black Falcon
So see? I was right! :)

Dark Jaguar
I've eaten cereal dry, but that's when there's no milk around. I like milk, and I like cereal, so I love them mixed as GOD INTENDED! And, the lord of all cereals is Marshmellow Fruitloops! You can TASTE the diabetic reaction! Seriously, it's almost hilarious that they actually managed to make that cereal! Besides, the mascot is the greatest adventurer of all time, Tucan Sam! I also sometimes eat cereal with my color changing Pikachu spoon.

Great Rumbler
About the only cereal I eat without milk is Frosted Mini-wheats.

OB1
Bo Jackson was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night!!!!

Ryan
Did he mention all the fun and adulation he's been getting here?

Dark Jaguar
To GR: Bleck! That's like almost entirely wheat! You taste the frosting for like 2 seconds. I can't stand stuff like that without adding a cup of sugar to the milk I drown it in. That's why I only eat kid's cereal. It rocks!

Ryan
I miss FSW. Thankfully, with enough Splenda, I can fake it with the unfrosted variety. I love shredded wheat, it sticks to the ribs.

Dark Jaguar
Really? How's your anatomy set up?

A Black Falcon
My favorite cereal is probably normal Cheerios.

Fittisize
Rice Krispies for me...with sugar on top. Also, Flutie Flakes were pretty good. :D

Great Rumbler
Rice Krispies and Cheerios for me.

DJ, FSW is a great cereal! Don't you mock it!

OB1
Did he mention all the fun and adulation he's been getting here?

Well no, but that's because they didn't give him enough time to talk.

Great Rumbler
Well they better give him more time to talk next time!

Dark Jaguar
*mocks shredded wheat*

Great Rumbler
Gah!

OB1
I like shredded wheat.

Great Rumbler
I only eat FROSTED shredded wheat.

OB1
I can't remember the last time I had regular shredded wheat...

Great Rumbler
Yeah.

Bo Jackson
I'm glad you saw me on Jimmy Kimmel! Sorry that I didn't mention you guys, but like OB1 said they didn't give me enough time to talk.

Great Rumbler
Those punks!

OB1
Yeah!

Great Rumbler
Lets go to where their show it taped and hold up signs that say "Give Bo More Time To Talk!!" and stuff like that!

OB1
Alright!!!

Great Rumbler
I'm going right now!

...

Where do they tape it at?

Sacred Jellybean
Rice Krispies

.. but it tastes better dry! And I'd have to use a spoon...

So what do you do... just pick up each individual Rice Krispy and eat them one at a time?

OB1
You don't want to know, beanjo. To ask that is to wonder into the psyche of ABF, and to do that will surely lead to insanity.


I'm going right now!

...

Where do they tape it at?


... Taco Bell!..? Maybe, I guess... YEAH!

Sacred Jellybean
I want to learn the way of the ABF! I want knowledge of sanity AND surrealism!

OB1
The boy doesn't like milk in cereal, and he hates all things good (almost*) and loves all things bad (almost*)!!!




*doesn't include Star Wars. Because that's good.

Sacred Jellybean
Exactly!*

*Except for the misconception that Star Wars is good.

OB1
Right*



*You're an idiot, Star Wars is awesome and anybody who says otherwise is a poopface

Sacred Jellybean
Bo Jackson is a poopface!

OB1
GASP!!! You take that back!!

Sacred Jellybean
Take... <i>what</i> back?

OB1
Your comment about Bo Jackson being a poopface that you tried to delete but I brought back to life because I'm an admin and better than YOU!

Sacred Jellybean
Elitest administrator poopface! Bo Jackson shall suffer for this!

Dark Jaguar
I believe he shoves handfulls in at a time. It's not physically impossible to do it that way. Generally, I only eat rice krispies without milk if marshmallows are involved...

OB1
Yeah same here.

And HAHA! @ beanjo

Sacred Jellybean
How is it physically impossible to pick up one rice krispy at a time?

Great Rumbler
People who don't like Bo Jackson are stupid, as are people who don't like milk with their cereal. I mean, really.

OB1
Hey... that means that ABF is stupid!! I was right!!!

Great Rumbler
Why, it does doesn't it! Unbelievable!

A Black Falcon
I don't eat cereal with marshmallows in it. :)

EdenMaster
And who's fault is that??

Geno
Lucky Charms has marshmallows and it rules.

But Cinnamon Toast Crunch still rules all! All hail Wendell the Baker!

EdenMaster
Whatever happened to the other two Cinnamon Toast Crunch bakers? Were they but stepping stones, propelling Wendell to the alcoholic, prostitute binging superstar he is today?