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OB1
Cinescape (http://www.cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Movies&action=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=41055) is reporting that the DOA movie has a director, and surprisingly it's Hong Kong action director Cory Yuen, who has made some good action movies. So maybe now it'll be more than just a movie about a bunch of busty women fighting and playing volleyball, it'll be a movie about a bunch of busty women fighting and playing volleyball well and with style. :D Hahaha, but seriously, if he's given enough freedom it could actually be a pretty decent movie.

alien space marine
Boobies! Got to feel their soft surface!

(*)(*)

OB1
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Why are they upside down?

Great Rumbler
:erm:

OB1
Is that directed at me or ASM?

Great Rumbler
Either.

OB1
Why?

alien space marine
There flaping like DOA!

Great Rumbler
Why?

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I don't know...

OB1
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Great Rumbler
:far-out:

OB1
:dancingtaco:

Great Rumbler
Ah... :(

alien space marine
( .)( .)

Boobies!

Dark Jaguar
Okay everyone let's do this *everyone puts on sunglasses*

*neuralizer flash*

asm: pleplepleh....

GR: How long did you have that thing set for anyway?

DJ: About 20 years...

Weltall: That might explain why asm just soiled himself...

lazy: as though that's any different than normal? Hazzzing!

Great Rumbler
ASM: Phlargh...

GR: I think you set it for too long, DJ.

DJ: Nonsense! Now he won't bother us anymore!

ASM: *eats DJ's collection of rare Swedish candies*

DJ: NOOOO!!!

alien space marine
Dark Jaguar: You had better replace them

ASM: Nah! I'll just hand them back too you , ( Takes a shit on DJ desk)

DJ: Noooo!


GR spots the peanuts

ASM runs out locking them both inside the tiny poorly ventilated windowless basement.

Great Rumbler
GR: Hey, this isn't a basement...it's a garage!! *presses garage door button*

Garage door: *opens*

ASM: Well it LOOKED like a tiny, poorly ventilated, windowless basement!

alien space marine
Theres a major sewage spill and all the contaminated water is exploiding out of every toilet, Faucet,Shower head,Drain is overflowing with poop.

Oh and its a hot humid day.

DJ and GR : Geez I guess we had better go out in the boonies and get away from this stench.

A they later get jamed in heavy traffic and get caught behind and dump truck carrying 2 tons of horse manure.

GR: I know were this is going!

They get into a car pile up and their hole tiny volkswagon is barried in pure shit.

DJ: I cant breath!

The two amigos pass out.

All police and fire station are also on strike.

Great Rumbler
DJ: I don't need to breath! My body is fueled by magical sponges!!

GR: And...I have a plastic bag.

ASM: ...

Raw Sewage: Don't blame me! I did my job!

alien space marine
You get dry humped by Sponge bob sqaure pants.

GR: D'oh!

magic doesnt exist outside of your harry potter books .

Great Rumbler
GR: Oh yeah?! Then where did I get this magical unicorn?

Magical Unicorn: I'm magical, you know.

ASM: ...I wish I had a magical unicorn.

alien space marine
Passes off this thread as nothing more then a Homosexual fetish and leaves.

Great Rumbler
Wooo! I win!! :far-out: