Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D]

*punches ASM in the kidney*

Gotta start somewhere! *waits for things like destorying the universe, gigantic space battles, lasers, psychic attacks, ect. to start showing up*

*Summons Bo Jackson via great demigod Semnat who eats vitamin D and destroys the universe with a gigantic space laser battle and psychic powers, then says "ect".*

Wow.

*Mobilizes full Goron conscription*

Too late, they don't exist any more...

GR: Yeah, way to go, destroying the universe like that...

DJ: Where are we anyway?

GR: I don't know! But I can tell you where we aren't... the universe!

*beats the living piss out of the beginniner of this thread, who concieved such a worthless, mundane, redundant form of entertainment and decided to disgrace the Multiconsole city with its repugnant stench*

This game is fun you guys!!

(nah, I kid) :carrot: :banana:

*punches SJ in the kidney*

*punches self in the groin*

*...repeatedly*

*Goron 176th Light Foot Reigment marches onto Tendo City, demanding that the residents within surrender all of their cheesecake by midnight or else.*

*Odolwa descends around TC, and starts dancing in circle*

*Tendo City Artillery V Corps rains destruction upon Goron horde.*

*Tendo City Cow rests knowing that Tendo City Meat Processing Corporation will not require cattle slaughter for hamburger products for at least eighteen months*

Hey---Weltall, we have an alliance! What's up with this!?

*Goron reserves arrive; demand that Weltall change sides and surrender the Artillvery V Corps...as well as the city's supply of scrumptious cheescake.*

Ah. I knew it would eventually come to this, so I have invested in a highly destructive top secret weapon for just such an occasion. So without further adieu... attack, my precious flailing child of DOOM!

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/mrmoeo_sig/fatman.txt">

THERE SHALL BE NO SURVIVORS

NO!

*sends in Vegito*

*fat kid flails EXACTLY like that, and mountains are carved into by flailing, FOR IT IS MANIFESTED WILL AND NOTHING CAN STOPIFY IT!* *Vegito totally dies*

Hey---Weltall, we have an alliance! What's up with this!?

*Goron reserves arrive; demand that Weltall change sides and surrender the Artillvery V Corps...as well as the city's supply of scrumptious cheescake.* Well, you're marching on my city! What gives?

Besides, you could have just asked for cheesecake. Tendo City is world-famous for it and we have more than we know what to do with.

Now, if you apologize, I will use DJ's Time-Space Universal Repair Kit and bring back the Goron armed forces from inside the Happy Meal boxes.

*fortifies region with 23rd-38th armored divisions and 17th-52nd heavy mech divisions*

*orders all Comanche squadrons to partol the border until further notice*

http://www.geocities.com/mrmoeo_sig/fatman.txt

Does anyone else get this image when they see one of ASM's posts?

*Al Qaeda bombs a train in Goron City*

*Gorons lose their nerve and backbone; conveniently a week before national Goron Elections*

*Darunia's "War-Mongering" Party is swept out the Imperial House, replaced by the weak "Gay Liberal Party."*

*New Gay Liberal Emperor, Taksus Uppus de Assus II, withdraws Goron troops from all overseas campaigns*

*Darunia plans a coup*

Yeah, I felt sympathy for the Spanish, until they showed that long stripe of yellow running up their spineless backs.

Does anyone else get this image when they see one of ASM's posts?

http://www.spawntoys.com/moviemaniacs/mm_18_leatherface.jpg

No mercy this time!
R.I.P.
Dark Jaguar

I have a what now?

*looks in corner*

Where the spekio did that come from? I don't remember making that, OR having the intelligence TO make a device like that... Oh well...

Ack, why did you cut me up with a picture of a bad movie ASM? Paper cuts hurt!

Paper cuts are the paybacks
of every little tree.

ASM---do you deliberately misspell things? I mean, you must've read DJ say "Paper cuts hurt!"...you replied to it...but then you spell it "Pappers cuts". C'est un coup de papier.

no I dont

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*punches ASM in the kidney*

*blows Geoboy and spits his seed in to Darunia's mouth*

Take it like a woman, dork!

*kicks Sacred Jellybean in the neck*

Where's your precious Dreamcast game cases now, you confectionary sugar coated WHORE

*helps a drifter lick Weltall's ass forcefully*

HUMILITY IS A FOUR LETTER WORD IN MY BOOK

*engages in sexual activity with OB1's mom and uses his baby pictures as a cumrag*

Let's see you argue yourself out of this one bitch!!

*rapes Alien Space Marine with a thesaurus*

SPELL CHECK WAS CREATED WITH THE IDEA OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN MIND, YUO FUKING REDART.

I am the Salad and you are the croutons! Bow before your master or face certain doom!

Hey, Dark Jaguar! DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF ANYONE?

"Um, I gotta disagree with that sort of artistic goal as a concept. Sounds kinda silly..."

Gufaw!

*forces lazy's skull down to an escalator stair with his foot and watches his hair get caught in the conveyor belt underneath*

Now then, if you'd gotten a hair cut like I'd ASKED you POLITELY, I wouldn't have to resort to this!

The joke's on you! I have already cut my hair and now it as short as your penis. My hair is like millions of your penii stuck to my head but in a more attractive way the likes you cannot comprehend, FAGGOT!

*eats your entire grandmother in one fell swoop!*

swoop
v. swooped, swoop·ing, swoops
v. intr.
1. To move in a sudden sweep: The bird swooped down on its prey.
2. To make a rush or an attack with or as if with a sudden sweeping movement. Often used with down: The children swooped down on the pile of presents.

v. tr.
To seize or snatch in or as if in a sudden sweeping movement.

n.
The act or an instance of swooping.



SHE WAS DELICIOUS

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*punches ASM in the kidney*

Wow, went easy on me... OR DID HE?

*cries and is put into an asylum, a special inside ANOTHER asylum run by ENTIRE ASYLUMS that are like walking robot buildings with crazy people and they are all crazy like crazy robots.... CHANGE PLACES!*

*Signs mutual alliance with Denmark, Israel, Pakistan, and the Netherlands*

*125,000 Danish, Goron, Israeli, Pakistani and Dutch troops land in a great aerial assault all around Tendo City. (The Israelis and Pakistanis aren't allowed near one another.)*

*Luxembourg promises 65,000 troops*

*Liechtenstein agrees to mobilizes it's 850,000-man standing army and put it at the disposal of the Coalition*

Oh no. Oh God. I'm so frightened. We're going to be attacked by camels, cheese and rampant stupidity.

Tell ya what Dar. Why dont I just take my fist and RAM IT UP YOUR NOSE AND PULL OUT THAT PIECE OF CHEWING GUM YOU CALL A BRAIN! *stuffs Darunia in to a European car and drives him directly in to a factory where they produce impaling dildos*

You will come to understand.....

true pain.....


*lubes up shoulders*

*Danish VII and II Corps, each 30,000 men, pin down Lazy Fat Assrammerfuckwad with volleys and prodding cavalry screens, while the Goron XI and Dutch II Corps encircle him.*

*Lazy Fat Sodomy surrenders unconditionally; cedeing his summer cottage, and paying an indemnity of $31.27.*

*Liechtenstein agrees to mobilizes it's 850,000-man standing army and put it at the disposal of the Coalition*
Isn't that like ten times as many people as Liechenstein has altogether?

From CNN.com;

New information points to cause of Darunia's behavior

Not only is Darunia painfully oblivious to the fact that his armies do not exist, but recent documentation discovered on February 17th of this year clearly shows his reasoning behind his aggressive, though exaggerated and infantile remarks. The following may be inappropriate for some readers.

Uncensored Documentation. (http://darunia.has-a-small-penis.com/)

Good god do those guys ever have small penises. :rofl:

memo to lazy: I fucked your mom.

That's your problem.

I know, my penis turned purple and speaks in tongues now and my pubes stand straight and poke through my pants. I mean, wtf.

Maybe it has something to do with this:

Well fuck me Freddy, I think you're onto something here. LIKE MY DOG'S COCK.

omg!!!!!!!

How dare you project your sick family values on to ME! Just because your MOM obviously has sex with DOGS (as seen in the picture directly above this post) does NOT mean that all people enjoy such things (such as your mom enjoying wet dog penis in the above picture).

YAR, you didn't show the REAL picture! Besides, my mom is into LIZARD FUCK.

Listen dude. I'm going to bed now. But when I wake up...

It's war. Do you understand?

...war...

*Liechtenstein agrees to mobilizes it's 850,000-man standing army and put it at the disposal of the Coalition*

Therein lies the humor, Sir.

*Alligns with Weltall vs. Lazy Ass Raper*

Wait---thats a picture of me he grafted onto there---

*Dissolves alliance with Weltall; declares formal state of war on Weltall*

Hey, at least I had the good grace to put Marilyn Monroe on your crotch.

What's the matter Dar? You dont like having pictures of your shruken man-hood displayed on the internet for everyone to see? Is a poor baby :( is a widdle poor wuzzy wuzzy :( It okay shnookums, you'll get a penis someday :(

Hey Weltall, you're so fat that when you wear a rain coat outside people yell "Taxi!".

:yipes:

Oh yeah? Well YOU'RE so fat, when you tan, people ask you what your Book of the Month is!

....I don't get it.

Ahahahaha...haha...ha...yeah I don't get it either.

I'm fairly sure he will. That's all that really matters. :D

Opera Winfrey, fools.

Haaaa. I get it now. :)

You're so fat that you have a smaller fat man orbiting around you!

YEAH

OPRAH WINFREY JOKES DIED IN THE 90'S ALONG WITH FEMALE SEXUALITY WHEN THEY FOUND OUT THAT YOU STARTED DATING

Oh yeah?

Come on Ryan, get with the fucking program, knob

Blasphemy!

That "you're an asshole" pic looks like SJ...

I see a war of pictures do not work in my favor.

Then it will be a war of words.

En Garde (sp?)!


Oh yeah. oh FUCKING YEAH. I feel the blackness. I feel blackedness on my smackedness, I gots the jive turkey get down with my bad self, that's right nigga! Here it IS!

Your butt is so big you have more crack than a drug dealer! You're so fat, you have more chins than a Chinese phone book! THAT'S RIGHT BITCH. You so fat they took your baby pictures via sattelite! You're so FAT that you bleed chocolate milk! You're so UGLY, your mom had to be drunk to breastfeed you! OH I'M NOT DONE YET NIGGA. You so STUPID, you tried to tape glue! UHUH, your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it! OH I KNOW THAT HIT A NERVE, HONKEY JIVE MOTHA FUCKA. I CUT YOU, CUT YOU CLEAN, CUT YOU DEEP. MAKE YOU BLEED LIKE A STUCK PIG. I'M GONNA GET YOU SUCKA!

And you best be keepin quiet now bitch. Cuz if my pants aint down around my ankles then dont open yo mouth nigga!

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This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. I guess I'll add my part to the fight. This is so overdone, but who cares. It's tradition.

Then suddenly, Canada explodes!

That "you're an asshole" pic looks like SJ...
The other two look suspiciously like Sean's nephew. Funny that. :confused2

Laser Link!

So am I to assume that the explosions of Canada is somehow related to a negative act against me? Because if it is....

Korea: YU QUIXZANG TOTO YUSHIKI (wag wag, woof)! *explodes, negatively affecting Laser Link in some fashion*

HA

Soilent Green is people!! PEOPLE, I TELL YOU!!!

Your momma's so fat, than when she walks, er...she like...waddles or something! Hah--eat that! Dis!!

Your mom is so fat that she bleeds gravy!

Did he look like a bitch?
What??!
BAM!

You out, sucker

Your momma's so fat, when she walks down the street you can hear her thighs saying "Scuse Me, Pardon Me".

Lazy, what's up. I don't think the Spontaneous Canbustion has anything to do with you personally. But who can be sure?

Even his fat mother jokes are polite!

You are all SO... corporeal, that when a ghost shows up you are all like "what was THAT, let's take a picture!". Ahah, take THAT!

Yo mama's titties so saggy they hang down lower than my nuts. WHAT NIGGA WHAT.

Oh yeah?! Well your face is as dumb as a butt!

Insofar as they are capable of the same level of independent thought? Well... duh...

Blonde jokes time!

What's the difference between a blonde and a bag of hammers?

The hammers are sharper but the blonde puts out more.

ROFL

Joke I heard the other day:

Did you hear that they're getting rid of blonde jokes? They're just deciding that all women are fucking stupid.

LMAO

How about some Aggie [Texas A&M] jokes instead?

3 Aggies were riding in a truck, 1 was driving and the other two were in the back. While driving across a bridge they hit an icy patch and fell off in the river. The one driving opened the door and got out, the other two drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate open.

BAM!

GREAT RUMBLER SUCKS AT TELLING JOKES

How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?

The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

BUDUMPISH

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

It's so good has to be bad.

Why did the blonde stop using the pill?


Because it kept falling out.


It's funny cuz it's true.

It's not a good day for Blonde Kind.

What are you talking about GR? Must be some very local thing...

Everything else... no comment...

Hey that beanjo.

What are you talking about GR? Must be some very local thing...

All Okies dislike Aggies, it's common knowledge really.

You probably hate each other because of your incredibly lame nick names. :p

Oh yeah? What do they call people from Colorado, huh? CRAYONS?! Ha, I bet they do! And that's really stupid! And your face is stupid too! So you're like stupid 2x! And that's REALLY stupid!

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Actually we call ourselves Coloraffledansersons.

... *cough*

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Actually we call ourselves Coloraffledansersons.

... *cough*

Oh...

Both of those names are pathetically lame, and what on Earth does Aggie even mean?

You see, this is one of those things I hate about Oklahoma. Such incredibly minor things suddenly become important when there's absolutely nothing that is TRULY important going on.

and what on Earth does Aggie even mean?

Aggie = Agriculture [Texas A&M University]

The nickname has been around for years.

UMASS Darmouth > Texas A&M

Southeastern Oklahoma State University > You

It's a good thing that's only some local region thing and not nation wide! I'm excused from having to know it, and you should be ASHAMED TO know it!

It's part of the Oklahoma/Texas rivarly that's been going on for years. It all started in the 1800's when we almost fought a battle with Texas because they said that they owned the Red River, of course in the end we proved that it was actually Oklahoma that owned the Red River. Take that, Texas!

Ah yes, I remember reading about that. Honestly I thought the whole thing was stupid, but I guess some people actually care about it. Pardon me for saying so, but what an idiotic rivalry. Why on Earth would I ever be convinced to hate an adjacent state just because I was born here? Remember, I have not a trace of state pride.

Why on Earth would I ever be convinced to hate an adjacent state just because I was born here?

It's got nothing at all do with hate, it's fun to have rivalries with people, just as long as they don't get out of hand.

Remember, I have not a trace of state pride.

Well, I do.

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As much as one can have for a state like Oklahoma.

But what's there to be a rival about? I see your point, but there's NOTHING there. I'm not directly competing, and that's the ONLY reason to ever have a rivalry... EVER! I said that in JUST the right way to make you hate me. Specially formulated it was in a lab. Still, that's my opinion said in the most abbrasive way I could think of.

Besides, it's unimportant and no one IMPORTANT cares about it, because it's irrelevent! If I'm going to have a rivalry, it's going to be one where it's with another person trying to SHAKE THE FOUNDATIONS OF EVERYTHING.

UMASS Dartmouth > Great Rumbler, Texas A&M.

I never said I liked Texas A&M.

But what's there to be a rival about? I see your point, but there's NOTHING there.

You don't need a good reason to have rivaly, you just do it. There is football, though, and well...I can't of anything else, but I'm sure there are things!

Apparentley YOU don't need a good reason :D. I do though, for example a good friend of mine with similar goals, like catching them all.

Apparentley YOU don't need a good reason

Of course not!

*throws living infants covered in double-sided tape at Great Rumbler and purposely gives him an erection he cannot hide while in public*

lazy > GR

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:goron:

Those two smilies are awesome.

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~rushn4/shiggy_26341.gif > http://www.tcforums.com/images/goroncavalry.gif & http://tcforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=640&stc=1

Yes.

Nobody beats a bunch of Miyamotos doing the wave. Look at 'em go!


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Woo! Flying Miyamoto Party!!

Except they are doing it WRONG! Even I know the wave is supposed to look like a wave! Use a complicated javascript that makes them all load at JUST the right time so that it IS a wave! Then, the moon will return to the sky, or dissolve like a rainbow, or whatever happened to it in Majora's Mask.

YOU do it then!