Happy birthday, etoven!

Ah, what a great poster. You're here so often, yet seem so distant at the same time. Happy 25th, buddy ol' pal.

Etoven might have only posted 4 times, but they were four GREAT posts!!

"Silence is more musical than any song." - Christina Rossetti

"Ovens are hotter than any fridge." - Me

"Maser using it and you can have this." ~Old Man.

"Get to work, fool!" ~ Me.

"This whole thread has gone to hell." ~Me from another post on this board

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"The only thing keeping me here is the free cookies and I already ate them!" - Me

I am truly blesed by all your wonderfull posts, this message board, and my car insurance going down! Drinks are on some other guy! Most likly Waltell!

Happy BDay to all the April babys!

Drinks are on some other guy! Most likly Waltell!

Woo!!

I am not paying for anyone's fucking drinks. Go have your happy little fucking "I popped out of mommy's snatch" gala party on your own fucking wallet, you little rinky-dink shitlicking tampon failure.

Fuck the rest of you, too.

It's, Waltell! Yay!!

What the fuck are you cheering about, you panty-waste? I'm not queer, so look somewhere else to hide Mr. Johnson tonight, you twinkle-toed cocksucker.

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It was Vladimir Lenin's Birthday yesterday

Cool.

happy birthday etoven i got you a "you're the load your mom should have swallowed" t-shirt. I hope it's your size: extra STUPID

nar nar nar

PLUTONIANS: We're going to blow up your planet!
MASTER SHAKE: Go ahead, I'm not there.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is an awesome show.