He is now a man. Happy 18th, you N64 loving faggoty-cocksuck moron! :D

I can't believe it's going on five years since we all started that mess. :)

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Happy Birthday, Geno! Now go out and buy me some lottery tickets!!

We have a lot of April birthday's here. Go April, and happy b-day Geno!

Diddo and all that happy stuff.

We have a lot of April birthday's here. Go April, and happy b-day Geno!

Ah, just wait till the second wave of Tendo City birthdays in July! :p

And a happy "now you can exercise your right to vote and serve full time in a normal prison" birthday! Woo!


I hereby concur with the above statement. July Birthdays are king. This is so.

Hell no. April birthdays could kick the ass of July birthdays anyday.

But like, June birthdays are in a whole league of their own.

All of you suck my ass.

Februruary is the most awesome 30 days your pitiful lives will ever have the privlage to see. Plus, its when valentine's day happens and that's when we give our sweethearts chocoltaes and plush toys that look like aninals and then we kill mobsters with tommy guns.

February is the shortest month. Does that say something about guys born in February?

yes, we're gigantic hairy things with really hot wives plus I can pick up different kinds of cereal with my penis. cocopuffs are difficult though

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You guys are on crack! December birthdays are by far the best EVER!!

December eh? Bwahaha, so in school you're either the short, mouse looking kid who nobody hangs around with or the overgrown, gangly kid who's a year older than everbody else.

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Actually, I'm somewhere in the middle.

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%? How about achieving 103%? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, look how far ass kissing will take you:
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!

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Hahaha! :D

Sorry I missed this post, I was out partying on my 18th birthday. :D

I will soon register to vote and then go out to get a dri--DAMN, that doesn't come for another three years!

Yes, almost five years... feels like yesterday... okay, not that recent. Maybe the day before yesterday... or last week. Whatever, it certainly doesn't feel like five years!

And April birthdays rule because they're not too close to or too far away from Christmas. Presents on two ends of the year.

February is my least favorite month, and I'm glad I wasn't born on February 29th. That, along with December 25th, is the worst day to be born on.

Now that I have lots of money, it's time to buy a longer overdue Gamecube! I asked for it for Christmas of 2002 and 2003 (since I got a PS2 in 2001), but now I can get it myself without waiting for Christmas! So, what games do you guys most recommend? For now, I can probably only afford one game.

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Get Metroid Prime or Zelda: Wind Waker.

Yeah, Wind Waker was among the top games on my list.

Metroid Prime... that's a new candidate. (I've had other friends suggest too.) *writes Metroid Prime down*

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Also, Super Smash Brothers: Melee is fairly cheap now so you might want to check it out too.

Yeah and get Great Rumbler's mom. Her fruitty smell brightens up any room.

She's cheap too. And really tall. I mean, wow... she's tall. (ugly as sin)

SSB:M is at the very top of my list. That's probably what I'll get.

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And really tall. I mean, wow... she's tall. (ugly as sin)

Actually, she's fairly short...


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