View Thread : Happy birthday Moiraine!


OB1
:shiggy2:

alien space marine
Will probaily need a new picture of some guy in his trunks, Rather then use that asian Chick in the bikini.

DMiller
Jeez, a lot of birthdays lately. I'm just going to give out a blanket happy birthday to anyone with a birthday for the next three months.

EdenMaster
Will probaily need a new picture of some guy in his trunks, Rather then use that asian Chick in the bikini.

What could ANY woman want that Shiggy doesn't have???

I mean come on! Look at him!

http://www.tcforums.com/creativity/shigeru/images/shiggy5.jpg

alien space marine
http://www.mlab.uiah.fi/watchit/images/IFFLAND_muscle_man_D000003.jpg

happy Birthday pretty lady

p.s I am gonna Kill you EM! I dont think Moraine is into transvestites

Moiraine
No, as a matter of fact, I'm not. But yea I'm 18 sweet ^_^

-iLluSiON-
happy bday

lazyfatbum
Scan your god damn nipples! :flowers:

Great Rumbler
Happy Birthday!! *bakes a cake* *DJ eats the cake* My cake!!

Darunia
Well, that was Moiraine's (one) post for the year. See ya next year, hun! :flowers:

Great Rumbler
Woo!

Moiraine
Well, that was Moiraine's (one) post for the year. See ya next year, hun! :flowers:

Oh HAHA... Did you come up with that one all by <b>yourself</b>? Smartass :) No I am gonna try and post more often I just usually forget or get too busy with other things.

Great Rumbler
The are more important things than posting at TC?

Moiraine
The are more important things than posting at TC?
Some times...

Great Rumbler
Huh.

Dark Jaguar
Happy celebration of having not died in the past year!

Great Rumbler
Always a good thing to celebrate.

Darunia
Nothing takes precedence over TC, Moiraine.

Great Rumbler
Ninjas do sometimes...

OB1
Ninjas are pansies. Samurai are ten jillion times cooler.

Darunia
Das Uber Katten > Ninjas + Samurais.

Great Rumbler
But ninjas flip out and kill people.

OB1
Samurai learned everything the Ninja did and much much more, and could easily whup their asses. There's a reason why they have to hide in the darkness.

Great Rumbler
Maybe, but ninjas FLIP OUT and KILL PEOPLE!!

A Black Falcon
Yeah, the Samurai would have to see the Ninja first... :)

OB1
The only way a ninja could beat a samurai is if the samurai were asleep in a pitch black room and the ninja had night vision goggles on.

A Black Falcon
Asleep... yes, that is one time Ninjas would like to attack... or when they're in their base offguard... :)

Darunia
The Ninja Turtles could whoop any samurai; you SAW what they did to the Shredder!!

OB1
...


yes.

alien space marine
Shredder is like a Shreddies wheat oatmeal.

OB1
That was awesome.

Great Rumbler
Dude, NINJAS FLIP OUT AND KILL PEOPLE!!

Darunia
So does SHIGGY!! :shiggy2:

Great Rumbler
Well, yeah, but we weren't debating that.

lazyfatbum
*FLIPS OUT and forcefully forces buttholes on to Darunia's face forcefully*

Up, I did it wrong. Lemme try again, here we go....

*FLIPS OUT and ORGANIZES WEEKLY SCHEDULE*

shit! Forget it... okay one more try

*FLIPS OUT and KILLS PENGUINS*

Yunno what just fuck it all to hell.

*FLIPS OUT and DRINKS GRAPE JUICE RIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE*

I said forget it

*FLIPS OUT and DEACTIVATES THE SLEEP TIMER OF THE TELEVISION*

I said........ forget it...... really

*FLIPS OUT and COOKS STOVE TOP STUFFING*

I SAID STOP IT

Ninja: *FLIPS OUT and KILLS LAZY* UHUAHA!

FINALLY! I mean; *ugh*

alien space marine
remember Darunia , You have to ignore the dancing meat.

Great Rumbler
Dancing...meat?

alien space marine
Lazyfatbum!

Great Rumbler
Ya think?!

Darunia
I have to do NOTHING, ASM...comme un canadien sans épine me dire quoi de faire!

Moiraine
I have to do NOTHING, ASM...comme un canadien sans épine me dire quoi de faire!

Translation: *Soap is yum* :weird:

alien space marine
Vous aimez regarder petit pisser de garçons

Moiraine
bork bork bork KFC le hah le hah le hah

Great Rumbler
Nanu-Nanu shazbot!!

Darunia
Baise moi le cul.

alien space marine
Kiss my ass!

Great Rumbler
That's not a foreign language!!

alien space marine
*Darunia just tolled me to kiss his Bottom in french.*

Great Rumbler
You should have replied to him in German then!

Darunia
He's lying, I didn't charge him any fee for using anything!

lazyfatbum
"I'm sorry I stepped on your dog, I thought it was your baby."

That's Ethiopian for "Thank you Doc Johnson brand sex toys! Thanks a BUNCH!" only more emphasis on the exclamation point, which is called a fittphafykaflink and looks like this: !\/!\/! and is pronounced "Fibelbelbel-faf-ick-ah-fleenk (using the Nubian Vowels of Tuinglid Double Tongue). Careful not to mix your Nubian Vowels with English ones as you usually end up forming Ethiopian spellings of Nubian Double Tongue curse words, such as Shutterbug (nunu face) and Flockedtree (pooper scooper). Both words refering to the state of one's mother involved in a sexual act.

Great Rumbler
Sha.

In my Bizarro Moon language that I made up that means "I do not understand what you just said, but I can surmise that it was meant to be something funny thus I will laugh at it until such time as your first born comes into the world as yellow cloth dispenser salesman and speak unto me the words of Volamoritaire, the third son of the third son of Jeffery Higgins, spokesman for Zezarian Information Technologies [which has not yet come into existance but will in the near future on Mars] and then I will stop laughing and use more vast inner-strength to construct and chair which I will rest in until such time as I deem it necessary to get up."

Darunia
:topic:

Great Rumbler
What's your point?

Darunia
Zombies or vampires?

Great Rumbler
It's a draw.

Laser Link
As much as I love ninjas, particularly ninja monkeys, and the even more advanced killer coding ninja monkeys, I gotta go with the samurai too.

Dark Jaguar
But ninjas have secrecy and throwing abilities! Samurai have the ability to weild two weapons and all, but come on, they can't use special abilities like throwing ninja stars or using magical ninja scrolls!

Darunia
Zombies > Samurai + Ninjas x Swiss cheese.

Great Rumbler
Samurai-ninjas!!