I'm glad that I'm not soluble...

http://www.rathergood.com/soluble/

Me too.

I'm glad kittens aren't soluble.

But most sure do act like it :D.

True... but adult cats aren't much better around water... :D

http://www.rathergood.com/lalala/

Creatures that go lalalalalalala ooh ooh oh!

And they do it ALL THE TIME! NO DEVIATIONS! This cannot be disobeyed EVER! DO NOT NOT DO IT! Or you get squished...