Catwoman only MOSTLY unredeemable garbage.

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4031&n=3

'Huh? Not totally unredeemable' *click*

'Ah, The Onion... haha, that's pretty funny'... :)

Exhibit #139934 why The Onion is great.

Indeed.

And then there's the classic "US forces accidentally invade headquartes of Al-Jazeera".

did anyone else notice the humorous flaw of the jewerly heist?