TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK!

*The peaceful, happy-go-lucky world of Post-Goron Occupational TC Forums is shattered with the thunderous roar of cannon fire. Moments later, the drone of twin-engine Goron transports can be heard...the sky turns to blazing orange, as the denizens of Tendo City realize that the Goron war machine is back on the road, and inbound!*


HERE YE, HERE YE!

Darunia's back. He has a new version of Netscape that works.

Best Regards,
Barry.

They're baaaack!

*looks around*

I tihink you mean <b><i>HEAR</i> YE, <I>HEAR</i> YE</b>, Darunia.

Darunia: You dare correct me??

EM: Well, I guess so.

Darunia: Do you know who I am??

EM: Of course I do, I've known you for years.

Darunia: And you still have the nerve to do such a thing??

EM: Yes.

Darunia: Oh. Well. My mistake, thanks.

*EdenMaster is impaled from four different directions by Goron Cavalry* :goron:

EM: Good to have you back, Darunia...

*dies*

Good to be back, Sir. Maybe if I looked up less porn I'd get fewer virii and such. :dunno:

Yes, that may help.

Isn't your spear sharp enough by now?

A Goron's spear is never too sharp.

*pokes EdenMaster's corpse with a stick* :stick:

A little to the left.

...

Ahh...that's the spot. Thanks.

I'm glad to see you, but if you try to hug me, I'll kill you and rape your corpse.

Let the party begin! Que la fête commence!

*Jams to Saria's Song*

*begins playing CD of Saria's Song* *sets CD player on repeat* Alright, now let's go see what he's got in his refrigerator.

Darunia: HOT! What a hot beat!

EM: You're liable to hurt someone with all that flailing.

*clinging to the nearest nailed-to-the-floor object as Darunia dances*

Everyone just calm down! I'm sure that he'll stop eventu...UMPH!! *is hit by Darunia's wildly flailing arms* By nothe! Hi liked dat nothe!!

Watch out, those Gorons aren't the most coordinated dancers...

I dunno, he's pretty fly.

He's pretty fly for a rock-eating guy.

*The military governonr in charge of Goron-occupied Tendo City nails a new order to the church door:*

TAKE NOTE: HENCEFORTH, ANYONE CAUGHT IN POSESSION OF SARIA'S SONG IS TO BE PUT TO IMMEDIATE AND UNNECCESARILY PAINFUL DEATH, OWING TO ITS DISABLING EFFECT ON ALL GORONS.
TAKE CARE,
-BARRY

Remember, guys, we drop the CDs from the blimp at midnight. Don't forget!

TAKE NOTE: HENCEFORTH, ANYONE CAUGHT IN POSESSION OF SARIA'S SONG IS TO BE PUT TO IMMEDIATE AND UNNECCESARILY PAINFUL DEATH, OWING TO ITS DISABLING EFFECT ON ALL GORONS.
TAKE CARE,
-BARRY
*Orders his Atomic Chimp scientists to build a Saria's Song death ray*

:nono:

well.. that sucks. Now there's a horny french speaking bad dancing spear polishing goron back on the loose and he's already banned the means of his previous demise..

*In a test the Saria's Song Death Ray is accidently set to play the poop your pants tone and a rather large mess is made*

How do you fit 7 jews in a Volkswagon Beetle?

In the ashtray.

Did he really say that?
Darunia that is a really sick thing to say, I'm german and I don't even find that funny..

Now had you said 11 jews with seven in the ashtray and the other four being the contents of the wheels then I might reconsider.

Q: What's better than a baby?

A: A dead baby.

:dunno:

I never fucking said that. :whatever: Only Lazy Fat Trouble-Making Cocksucker would say something like that.

This just in Darunia needs a hug more at eleven.

*In a test the Saria's Song Death Ray is accidently set to play the poop your pants tone and a rather large mess is made*

Poop your pants tone? You mean the brown note?

:poop:

:shakeit:

HELLO INTERNET.

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*Goron cavalry bursts into the thread, toting sabers; hacking off limbs left and right. They order the meeting to disband---terrified Tendites run off, screaming in all directions*

*throws a spear at you*

SAUCE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN <i>CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!</i>

*attacks with is gay cavelry*

:gay2: :gay2: :gay2: :gay2:
:gay2: :gay2: :gay2: :gay2:

You and your *scoff* inside jokes about pizza.

*Sends in the 82nd Goron Violin Division*
:violin: :violin: :violin: :violin: :violin: :violin: :violin: :violin: :violin:

*The 3rd Dancing Carrot Brigade encircles gay 'cavelry' (sic)* :carrot: :carrot: :carrot: :carrot: :carrot: :carrot: :carrot:

*2nd Armored Mario Division adds some punch, along with the 101rst Banana Cavalry and the 92nd Weird RoboSmiley Division* :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :far-out: :far-out: :far-out: :far-out: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot:

Psssh, my level 5 kitten lords beat your puny "army".

KEKEKEKITTEN RUSH.

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Beware the Shiggy Army of Doom!

:shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2: :shiggy2:

Darunia: Retreat!

:goron:

A-ha! My reinforcements have arrived!

Okay everyone, time's up playing war with Darunia. Give me back those gnat hats.

I'll help too! *brings his AC-130 gunships and heavy-armored Bi-pedal battle tanks to the aid of Undertow and Geno*

*Sends in the 109th Atomic Chimp Heavy Armor brigade to assist the rebeling Tendites*

*sends in the 18th-42nd V3 fusions bomber squadrons with five squandrens of hornet-class fighter jets*

*Sends in Mecha Richard Nixon*

*sends in Buddy Christ, with Karate Chop action*

*sends in Jesus Christ superstar*

*Goron Empire declares the province of Tendo City to be in a state of insurrection. The Goron Imperial Senate passes a law, authorizing any and all means to restore order*

*650,000 Goron troops mobilized for war*

*Russia, the Aqua Teens and Peter Griffin allign with the Gorons*

That's bogus. Peter Griffen and the Aqua Teens have already alligned with General Sanchez to form the Grand Army of the Republic [of the United States of America]. And anyway Russia doesn't even HAVE a military. What are they going to do? Bleed on us?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Help Jesus carry his own cross with NEW kung-fu action grip!

And there may not be any room at the inn, but there's PLENTY of room in Malibu Mary's split level beach house!

*Goron Empire declares the province of Tendo City to be in a state of insurrection. The Goron Imperial Senate passes a law, authorizing any and all means to restore order*

*650,000 Goron troops mobilized for war*

*Russia, the Aqua Teens and Peter Griffin allign with the Gorons*
*Calls in the aid of his Canadian allies* *Stewie Griffin aligns with the rebels* The Atomic Chimp 111th Airborne is called in*

*calls in the 10th armored grav-tank division to intercept the Goron troops*

PETER: Ehhehehehehe---hey Lois, these Tendites shall tremble at the might of the Goron War Machine!

MASTER SHAKE: Yes--they will suffer. Greatly.


*The Mooninites, Leslie Nielsen, Denmark and the cast of Sealab 2021 formally allign with the Goron Coalition in the Treaty of Tordesillas*

*calls forth Operation Human Shield, which is made up of hundreds of illegal immigrants; human shield takes all the blows from Goron attacks as backup forces fight back*

*also aligned with the Tendites are Brian the talking dog, Bender the robot, and v-chip empowered Eric Cartman*

Cartman: Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cock, butthole, Barbra Streisand! *zaps several Gorons with the v-chip's electricity*

I named my new dog Johnson because he's a small dog and his genitals are very large.

Help Jesus carry his own cross with NEW kung-fu action grip!

And there may not be any room at the inn, but there's PLENTY of room in Malibu Mary's split level beach house!

And that's not all! What's up with this crucifix? When you fold it this way, it's a dinosaur! <b><i>ROOOOAR!</i></b>

*The Goron Coalition mobilizes fully, and begins a march on Tendo City. The 2nd day, it completely encircles the city--cutting off all entry and exit. The Atomic Chimps begin a poorly coordinated sortie at noon; 15,000 strong--they charge into a well-defended palisade of 160,000 Goron-Danish troops, Master Shake and Peter Griffin. In the resulting massacre, only three atomic chimps surive--the remainders abandon the Tendo City cause, and Darunia allows them to leave in peace*

*Holland alligns with the Gorons*

*Yankees Suck*

*France surrenders*

*Anyway, 8 battalions of armored mutli-pedal urban assualt tanks come out of hiding and beging firing on the Goron-Danish forces. After 3 hours of heaving shelling Darunia's forces retreat into the woods several miles from Tendocity. 12 squadrons of B-91 bombers being carpet-bombing the woods shortly after.*

Sodomy Ensues

...

he Atomic Chimps begin a poorly coordinated sortie at noon; 15,000 strong--they charge into a well-defended palisade of 160,000 Goron-Danish troops, Master Shake and Peter Griffin. In the resulting massacre, only three atomic chimps surive--the remainders abandon the Tendo City cause, and Darunia allows them to leave in peace*
*Unknown to the Goron forces the 15,000 Atomic Chimps were merely a distraction as his main force moved into position to assist GR's attack* *Over 300,000 elite Atomic Chimp infantry help defend the airbases from which the B-91 bombers launch*

More sodomy ensues.

Brian: While you're at it, God, why don't you just give us all cancer?
Cartman: Eh heh... he's just kidding, God. Seriouslah.
Bender: I want cancer!
Brian and Cartman: ...
Bender: Except I can't get cancer because I'm a robot! Suckers!
Cartman: *kicks Bender*
Bender: Ow!

*Goron-Alliance regroups in the woods; having suffered as many as 18,000 killed out of the 650,000 total. General Marcus Darunius oversees the recovery of his army the rest of the day. Later on, 68,000 Dutch-Polish-Mooninite-Russian troops arrive to relieve Goron Coalition. They bivouac that night in the woods, behind a well-defended network of forts.*

*On the third day, the Goron 18th Light Hussars feint in the Atomic Chimps hordes. Goron forces pull a classic pincer movement, and close off the line of retreat; Russian and Dutch artillery pounds the position into dust as the melee ensues---650 Gorons killed; but all Atomic Chimps (AND I MEAN ALL THIS TIME) are either killed or captured-wounded*

*Mooninites used their quadlaser to provide air cover to fend off B-91 and other would-be assailers*

*On the 4th day, Tendo City is once more completley surrounded and cut off. Its harbor is blockaded. The skies are filled with the drone of Coalition aircraft. Darunia demands unconditional surrender*

*Just as all hope seems lost the sky is filled with a blinding flash* *In their haste to win the Goron Forces missed the 5 Megaton Thermonuclear self destruct device each Atomic Chimp has surgically emplanted* *All captured Atomic Chimps set off their devices the moment they were brought into the very crowded Goron encampment* In one instant of nuclear hellfire 400,000 Goron Troops are vaporized and another 150,000 are blinded*

*Mooninites used their quadlaser to provide air cover to fend off B-91 and other would-be assailers*

Now that's just silly. By the time the quadlaser got here we'd all be dead!

*Anyway, Emporer Great Rumbler of the Alpha Centuari Federation of Planets [ACFOP] orders that the Graviton-class particle-annihilator cannon buried deep within the surface of Oloff 7 to be fired at the Goron blockade. Meanwhile, surface-to-air laser begin, with deadly precision, to chop General Darunia and his coalition's aircrafts.*

*Little did UltraMarioMan realize, however, that the Chimp POWs weren't interned in Tendo City, but rather, had been shipped to Vietnam, Yankee Stadium, Canada and Cuba. All of which longer exist*

*Darunia alligns with the christian god, who being the omnipowerful creator of all, snaps his fingers and reduces all Anti-Goron forces throughout the universe to ash and cinders, for all time. Later, God crowns Darunia Uncontested Ruler of All (or Vice-God)*


*End of the Goron Coalition-TC War*

*Then Darunia wakes up from his dream to find out he lost the war and is locked in a jail cell*

*Darunia alligns with the christian god, who being the omnipowerful creator of all, snaps his fingers and reduces all Anti-Goron forces throughout the universe to ash and cinders, for all time. Later, God crowns Darunia Uncontested Ruler of All (or Vice-God)*

Hahaha...no.

*Sigh*

Just admit that I won the war so we can forget about this tiresome thread.

You didn't win because you cheated. You can't win like that.

Because cheaters never win! But cheetas ALWAYS win! *Darunia is attacked by cheetahs*

Cheetahs rule. So do Cheetos. Is is just me or do GR and I sound high all the time?

Yeah sorry, regardless of what some "Christians" may seem to suggest, you can't pray for someone's destruction. I mean, it's not that God couldn't do that, but He WON'T. There ARE some prayers where God's answer is "Hahaha, no".

Wait, no no no no no! Stupid stupid me! Okay then.

*Climbs into Weltall (sorry) and starts destroying Deus*

*Remembers that ep of Family Guy*

The Pope: Smite Them!
*Nothing happens*
The Pope: He's-a cooking something up...

...

The one day, Darunia DIED! :clap:

There, now just admit that we won this war so we can get on with our lives! *cry cry* :gay2:

*Climbs into Weltall (sorry) and starts destroying Deus*

Youch...

I haven't seen something that bad since you put a monkey in my pocket and turned a leopard loose in my socks!!

*runs in holding child porn magazines and a large cage, opens it and a medium build albino tiger pounces out on to Darunia. lazy finds it funny and Darunia dies which is also funny/sad because Siegfried and Roy are German and the albino tiger is Jewish. Not hardcore Jewish but is pretty devout and visits pet temple often but not like: 'dude i'm SO Jewish right now! let's go cut off a kittens penis and not cook meat in the same pan as fish etc!' he's more laid back and relaxed about the whole "chosen people/pets/wild animals" and "burden" thing which really pisses off the other Jewish pets... and some members of the NAACP but i'm getting off subject. bottom line -- Darunia is dead and he was murdered in cold Jewish-hating blood by a German/Goron hating albino tiger (even though he's not Kosher... I think... is (was) Darunia kosher?) that I released. Yes; ME. Gufaw and what not. Rubber pants, hymens and fruitty cups. Rest now coffee Pikmin 2 all for me yes and mine happy good*

*kicks Darunia's mom*

...

One of a kind, you are, my friend.

:clap:

How very...normal for Lazy...

Yeah sorry, regardless of what some "Christians" may seem to suggest, you can't pray for someone's destruction. I mean, it's not that God couldn't do that, but He WON'T. There ARE some prayers where God's answer is "Hahaha, no".

If it is beyond his capacity to ever kill anyone like that, then it is therefore impossible for him to do something----and don't argue "well he could if he wanted to" semantics with me. Thus he is not all-powerful. Thank you discrediting the diety for me.

*Goron troops take the field from the routing Neo-Xstian forces. They pray for their salvation, never realizing that they're only thinking aloud to themselves*

Oh, God could destroy you in ways you can't imagine. There's a distinct difference between CAN'T and WON'T. Just because he WON'T kill a man does in no way mean he CAN'T.

If God felt like it Darunia he could turn off the energy holding your atoms together and you'd become an expanding cloud of well atoms.

If I wanted to, I could take this fork and stick it into that electrical socket, but that doesn't mean I'm going to. It's a simple concept which a child could understand.

That would be kind of funny, actually. Do it.

GR: Do it!

GR: ...

GR: Do it!

GR: ...

GR: Do it!

OB1: Alright! You can stop now!

Do it! Live on a web cam so we can watch!

You do not understand me, children: If he absolutely never, ever conceivable COULD do something, than it is an impossibility. The realm of possibilty rests upon what CAN/COULD HAPPEN. If your god never, ever, EVER COULD kill someone like me, then it is impossible.

We can argue this in circles all night---I'm right. Again.

Oh shut up if God went around smiting every idiot on Earth there would be like 100 people left.

Won't != can't. Sorry.

*Darunia passes mandate to cease the religious debate for the day of TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14TH, 2004, so that all can celebrate the birth of His Most Excellent Majesty.* :goron:

Darunia, you keep changing our words around. We're saying that God could kill you if He wanted to. He has just chosen not to do so. Just because He can do something doesn't mean He has to or will. It is a possibility. He has the option, He just chooses not to take it. Just like I have chosen not to stick the fork into the electrical socket.

Well, okay, I guess I will since I have a large gathering waiting for it to happen... ready? *sticks the fork into the socket and nothing happens* Did I mention that this fork has a rubber grip on it?

Did I mention that this fork has a rubber grip on it?

Hey! That's cheating!

God: *playing Pikmin 2* I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN WASTE MY TIME WITH A SMALL MINDED BOY WHO NEEDS TO FORCE HIS OPINIONS ON EVERYONE.... besides, in May of 2027 Darunia will lose his testicles in a fight over Boar's Head Cheese to a Biker named Ron Po... something... and Dar's voice will go up 3 octaves. He will reform the 'Begees 2' and die in his 50's from an overdose of 'Gliss' which is Xtasy and cocain mixed with peanut butter and jellatin formed concentrated beer. But you wont know about that until the late 20's of this mellinium. Now if you'll excuse me, a 15 year old girl is about to throw a newborn baby in to a dumpster and I need to send my Guilt-Trip Harpes after her and then try to get her tubes tied. *ka-whoosh* oh, and if you want some kind of proof that i'm here then just ask yourself; Why is it that sapiens (you assholes) took 4 million years to reach your current state from a base-form mammal when other mammals are celebrating their 10 millionth birthday and have no where near the dexterity, complexity or depth of a sapien, It aint cuz of re-runs of Three's Company, buddy boy... Gah, I beat Pikmin 2 in six days. God damn i'm good... I'm gonna take a nap now. Michael, hold all my calls.

Michael: I'm not your fucking secretary! By the way, George Burns called and wanted to know if you have Prince Albert in a can...

God: OMG!!!!!! THAT'S SO OLD!!!!!!! lol

Hey so where are those pictures from your Nick show?

Ok thats it! *Sends Darunia 300,000 virus'*

Isn't the plural of virus virii?

Or viruses, maybe?

I...don't know...

http://www.abcme.com/imagesredone/118peace1a.jpg

Isn't the plural of virus virii?

Or viruses, maybe?


STOP TWISTING THE KNIFE!

*twists the knife* Wait...you said STOP twisting...right?

Isn't the plural of virus virii?

Or viruses, maybe?

I can field this one---Virus is NOT a latin word (though yes it does seem it,) thus does not comply w/ Latin plural suffixes---so, officially, the plural of virus is VIRUSES. Sorry--I know virii would sound cooler.

Darunia you live in a fantasy believing you are some Goron or great genera

Maybe it fooled you, but it's really just a façade---I don't really believe I'm a videogame character. *Most condescending tone ever*

you are forbidden to believe in anything you cannot prove right off hand.

Fair enough---if that means that you in turn cannot believe in God anymore, my work will have been done. *Shakes hands w/ ASM*

You cant believe in Worm holes since nobody has seen any or experience one no aliens either.

That's right. But I'm not lobbying over their existence. That is ASM's 8,202nd career Non-Sequitir, Ladies and Tendites!! And if Jesus lives, why should we feel bad that he sacrificed himself on the cross--if he really didn't die, he didn't sacrafice anything; thus he's just a charlatan.

*Darunia suddenly explodes for no reason*

*and his exploded bits are eaten by John Carpenter and Ozzy Osborne*

*While his soul is forced to listen to boy bands for 99,000 years*

*And then after that he is visited by the ghost of Captain Murphy who calls him a mailbox head*

*And then Sealab blows up*

"Declares Truce and cease fire to Goron forces"


Fliping Fuck over!

...Um.... ASM, perhaps it would be best if you ... didn't... defend Christianity for us...

...Um.... ASM, perhaps it would be best if you ... didn't... defend Christianity for us...

That's probably the smartest thing I've seen in this entire thread.

Could you really defend it with darunia? Um......... Probaily not!

*I guess the Yoda thing was a little silly* :meat:

If he thinks Jesus is a charlatan then at this point let him lose out , I would not care anymore if Darunia didnt believe in the existence of a god its the fact he is trying to preach to us now that we should share his view.... Which to me is a Balderdash.
The cease fire thing is just to end the shit that I have no attention of continuing.

Thats my final say on this issue if Darunia brings up again I will ignore it next time.

*Will put a spoiler tag over it, If Darunia reads it anyway its his fault then*

*With the Canadian route, the Goron sweep is complete*

*End of the final Goron-Religion War*

I shan't boast.

Good game, everyone.

*nods in agreement, feels sympathy for Darunia because of my overeaction*

http://www.abcme.com/imagesredone/118peace1a.jpg

*Just as Darunia declares victory the earth explodes killing everyone*

*suddenly the pikmin swarms all attempt to lift Darunia up and carry him to an onion*

...and everybody died!

GAME OVER (Insert 25 cents)

25 cents?! I wish. It's probably more like 50 cents.

Pictures of Splat? It's on everyday from 5 to 7 on Nickelodeon...

I'm on there occasionaly as Big Scary Guy. Any production stills will probably be given away at the wrap party.

Wrap party?

Stop saying things as though we have any idea what you are talking about!

My God---I----hate the Yankess---so much---I'm---overcome---with----bursting----hatred...


*Explodes*

Big deal, so they constantly win with no sign of stopping (so I hear), that just means they have better skill. Unless of course they are cheating in a cartoonish manner ala Wacky Racers. hehehehehehehheeeeeee *that was an evil dog laugh*

They have better skill because they have some much more money than everyone else that they can just buy anyone they need. IT'S WRONG I TELL YOU!! WRONG!!*

*This message has been brought to you by the Rangers Fans For Truth About How Much The Yankees Suck And Probably Have An Unholy Pact With The Devil.

Eh...

If I had that much money, I'd turn my house into a giant puppet.

I'm getting this vibe that Darunia doesn't like the Yankees. Anybody else feeling it?

A New Englander who likes the Yankees is an evil heretic! ... or as close to being one as you can get, anyway. ... um, at least I know that I instantly think less of someone if I see them wearing anything with the Yankees logo on it...

[b]They have better skill because they have some much more money than everyone else that they can just buy anyone they need. IT'S WRONG I TELL YOU!! WRONG!!*[b/]

Yes--that IS just it! Like when they bought out A-Rod; they have a virtual monopoly on the fucking sport. 26 World Series; the second closest is, what, 9 by the A's or something like that...don't tell me that's not twisted.

*Darunia, on behalf of Red Sox Nation and the Goron Empire, officially offers an anti-Yankees pact to Great Rumbler, on behalf of the Texas Rangers*

It might be 10 from the A's, but it's somewhere around 9 to 11... yeah, not close. Stupid Yankees with their money. It's always just enough more than everyone else to set up a constant series of dynasties... if they're not winning this year you know they probably will next year. :(

*Darunia, on behalf of Red Sox Nation and the Goron Empire, officially offers an anti-Yankees pact to Great Rumbler, on behalf of the Texas Rangers*

*accepts Darunia's pact and funnels millions in soft money donations to his causes*

There is only one thing that can stop the Yankees.

SALARY CAP.

Hey, it makes the NFL much more interesting.

Eh...

If I had that much money, I'd turn my house into a giant puppet.

They definately did that on the family guy :)

Yes, dear, I think that must've been on his mind as he posted that...


*Deploys an elite Goron commando team to bomb Yankee Stadium--and theyt come across a pile in the middle of the field. They get closer; to realize that the moist, throbbing pile is a magnificent gay orgy of Jeter, Sheffield, Matsui, Cairo and A-Rod--and an intense fight takes place. The Gorons kill all of them and disembowl them. Yankee Stadium blows up.*

*End Yankee Dynasty*

Where did my post go! "Mets suck Nicks suck Yankees suck! *Runs*"

Whats this thing called Baseball? Um.............

Whats this thing called Baseball? Um.............

:shake:

Yes, dear, I think that must've been on his mind as he posted that...

The never ending smart ass :kiss:

Screw baseball. Now on the other hand, hammer, that's an awesome game. It involves... well, come closer and I'll tell you.

Crokay has a hammer!

The salary cap makes the NFL interesting, but SOME amount of difference between teams can be good... I don't know, something like the Yankees with so much success is bad, but is it so bad to have some amount of difference between teams? The NFL doesn't have much really.

There shouldn't be THAT much variance between teams. It should be the teams that work well together that win, not the ones that have the most money.

The salary cap makes the NFL interesting, but SOME amount of difference between teams can be good... I don't know, something like the Yankees with so much success is bad, but is it so bad to have some amount of difference between teams? The NFL doesn't have much really.
Yes it does, that's the beauty of it.

I've followed the NFL for eight years. In that time frame, only three of the 32 teams have not posted a winning record, and the other 29 have all been in the playoffs at least once. Conversely, 30 of the 32 teams have also had at least one season below .500 in that same timeframe. Teams can be great one year and not so great the next. There are no dynasties. Every season, you KNOW a team that's been ignored for awhile is gonna have a breakout season, and everything else is pretty random, so one doesn't really know what to expect. That's a big reason why the NFL has caught my interest and the other sports don't.

Oh come on, having a greatest team means that when some underdog team finally overcomes them, at their most powerful (it's just meaningless if they beat a weaker version), then they like, become the greatest Baseballmon masters of all or something...

It's all here in this pamphlet. *hands everyone a "the heart of Japanese anime competition" pamphlet*

Seriously, having one ridiculously overpowered team makes things more legendary.

Oh come on, having a greatest team means that when some underdog team finally overcomes them, at their most powerful (it's just meaningless if they beat a weaker version), then they like, become the greatest Baseballmon masters of all or something...

I guess it is a bigger achievement when you beat a big team like that, but is it too much to ask that the Yankees not go the playoffs EVERY SINGLE YEAR?

The delegates from the Goron Empire second Great Rumbler's motion.

Well what I will say is NFL football is considerably more popular in America than any other professional sport today, and I think the effects of the salary cap are primarily responsible.

Dynasties are great for fans of whichever team is enjoying their streak (and hell, my favorite NFL team had the greatest dynasty in the modern game), but eventually it gets to the point where the rest of the fandom starts thinking "oh, the Yankees won. Again. Yay."

Who are you! You have Weltall's signature! Its a dobleganger!

I've followed the NFL for eight years. In that time frame, only three of the 32 teams have not posted a winning record, and the other 29 have all been in the playoffs at least once. Conversely, 30 of the 32 teams have also had at least one season below .500 in that same timeframe. Teams can be great one year and not so great the next. There are no dynasties. Every season, you KNOW a team that's been ignored for awhile is gonna have a breakout season, and everything else is pretty random, so one doesn't really know what to expect. That's a big reason why the NFL has caught my interest and the other sports don't.

But my point was that I think that to a point having some difference between the teams is good... okay, it really stinks if your team is awful every year. But it should probably be harder to be good than it is in the NFL.

As in, the Yankees take it too far but the idea isn't all bad. :)

Nice try---DOPPLEGANGER!

Sweetdreams, Dopplegangers!!

*SMACK! BAM!*

...what?

*Scoff*

Uh hello---Sealab!?

Doi!

Pfft, Darunia doesn't deserve to watch Adult Swim. Stop faking it Darunia, you can't actually like those, because you are a racist. I bet you laugh for a wholly different and disturbing reason when they make jokes about racial stuff in there! Don't you?!

1.) You have no right to say what I may and may not watch.
2.) No-I laugh for the same reasons.
3.) What's racist about calling someone a doppleganger...?
4.) I'm not a racist.
5.) Fuck you.

I didn't know that Gorons had TVs, what with everything being made out of rocks.

Well that also applies to the Flintstones, but that didn't stop them :D.

Aaaand nope Darunia, you can't watch Adult Swim, that's OUR cartoon block :D.

(Psst, shut up you guys, Darunia thinks I'm serious here.)

Don't worry, Cartoon Network has plenty of other programming. Did you try Magoozi? You might like Totally Spies. :gay2:

...*sets up Great Wall of Tendo City to keep out Goron invaders when Darunia decides to declare war on us*

You might like Totally Spies.

It's French!

It probably is! It sucks, AND it pretends to be anime!

Really, though. It's completely French. Like that other cartoon series, Code: Lyoko.

It's Frencher than French Fries.

Arthur: That's because French Fries aren't really French.

Geno: Shut up!

Arthur: Make me.

*Goron troops assail Tendo City, but upon finding the Great Wall, get disgruntled and call it a day*


Sweet dreams, DOPPLEGANGERS!

*CLUNK*

*SMACK*

Save it for Queen Dopplepopolis!

:evilha: