The Return of the Story Thread

So do we all remember this, yet another method of legitimately upping our post counts? All we have to do is create a story that ill almost definitely end up being ridiculous, pointless, painful, and/or disgusting. Everyone who posts must add only a sentence, then let someone else take over before adding more. In this way, we can all add our own twisted bit of genius to the story. Okay, let's begin.

Great Rumbler is walking down the street and finds a GameCube on the ground.

Fittisize doesn't care.

Great Rumbler leans down to pick it up, and it suddenly moves a foot away from him, pulled on a string he failed to notice.

Then, EdenMaster lands in the middle of the road with his jetpack.

I don't care.

So, EdenMaster gave Fittisize his own jetpack.

Which makes him giggle like a schoolgirl and in a rush of happiness, presses the "explode" button instead of the ignition, and dies.

Fittisize goes on a magical journey and says "Hey, I didn't get the Camero.... guess why?" to his friends...

*universe explodes*

Fittisize died.

...You know, banning all of my posts makes this sort of thing difficult to continue.

And then DJ, who had been banning OB1's posts, completely disrupted the flow of the story, but no one really noticed and so the story continued.

Then fittisize returns, stronger than ever and ready to defeat Freeza or whatever the hell his name is.

And then GR just collapsed on the ground depressed about not getting the GC and started to cry, his tears quickly making a large puddle that Fittisize conveniently used as a landing pad for his jetpack.

How's that a continuation from my story?

He returned! ... with a new jetpack ... in the middle of the air... :)

And now, at long last, it's time to take over Turkey!

First, an expo should be built in Pakistany.

Sodomy ensues.

Haha... I think I stole that like from Nintendorks. Or at least got the idea from them.


*sodomy continues to ensue*

That's definitely a Nintendorks line.

Then a Three-Headed monkey from hell arrived in a shrimp pulled chariot to take over Tendo City.

...which then blows up, leaving only ABF and ASM alive.

*sodomy ensues*

*Suddenly Uranus explodes*

:lol:

Leela: I don't get it.

Prof. Farnsworth: Sorry UMM, but in the year 2400 they changed that planet's name to stop that stupid joke once and for all.

UMM: What'd they change it to?

Prof.: Urrectum

Sodomy ensues.

:haha:

I forgot about that!

You don't forget that line if you visit Nintendorks much... :)

Did you notice how sodomy ensued when everyone on earth blew up except for ABF and ASM?

Tee hee! :lovers: :hump:

*Meanwhile non gay sex with women happens on the Planet of the Space Amazons*

Fin

*Amazons film the erotic lesbian action, and districute it for free via www.thehun.com. Trillions of humanoids throughout the galaxy approve*

We're not about to allow that kind of smut on the internet!*

*Obligatory Monthy Python reference of the day.