Unimpeachable proof against John Kerry!!

Gasp!

I got physical proof that John Kerry is black!

Arrest him and sentence him to death

I saw it on the internet so it must be true!

And take a look at this excerpt from John Edward's diary!

CBS stands by this report.

And in related news, marshmellows are made out of 100% (do you really want me to say this? You know, there is a TRUST between the populace at large and the news media and... fine, FINE!), okay, marshmellows are made out of 100%... rat poison... That's right, rat poison...

*later*

Okay people, late breaking news. As it turns out, and you all are probably way ahead of me on this one, if you even are still watching us. As it turns out, there is no rat poison in marshmellows. That's right, no rat poison. We at CBS apologize for... you know what? Why am I apologizing? I'm not the one writing this karp! That's it! I'm outta here! I'd rather work for The Onion than this stupid... *storms off camera*

So that Bush thing was a fake and CBS later retracted it?

Yeah, the documents were forged and CBS has retracted their story.

And in related news, marshmellows are made out of 100% (do you really want me to say this? You know, there is a TRUST between the populace at large and the news media and... fine, FINE!), okay, marshmellows are made out of 100%... rat poison... That's right, rat poison...

*later*

Okay people, late breaking news. As it turns out, and you all are probably way ahead of me on this one, if you even are still watching us. As it turns out, there is no rat poison in marshmellows. That's right, no rat poison. We at CBS apologize for... you know what? Why am I apologizing? I'm not the one writing this karp! That's it! I'm outta here! I'd rather work for The Onion than this stupid... *storms off camera*

You stole that from MADtv except you replaced "nerve gas" with "rat poison". Why?

Because I totally forgot what they said in the sketch!

It totally applies here though, so I went from memory as best as I could!

Gah, how could anyone like that Mad TV show? That show is painfully unfunny.

FINALLY.

Do you know how long I've been saying that until I found someone who agreed?

Mad TV isn't all that bad. They have some good sketches, like that one where they were making fun of Steven Seagal. It's about as good as SNL, maybe slightly worse.

What, someone had a problem with it?

Anyway, yeah the show is stupid most of the time, but I'll catch it on Comedy Central now and again during a funny sketch, and that one was funny. It was funny because you CAN'T TRUST THE MEDIA ANY MORE! They ACTUALLY try advertising that they have "The most entertaining news"! When you strive to keep your news from being boring, you aren't telling the truth any more! NEWS FLASH! The real world can be BORING, a LOT!

Mad TV has some funny moments, but SNL is way better even if they haven't been too great lately.

Now watch as we place this bear trap in Roseanne's way and see what happens!

Honestly I don't watch Saturday Night Live that often either (which I'm almost certain SNL stands for). Either way, it's only every now and then that a truly funny scene comes out of those shows.

Now, for a funny sketch comedy show, watch Kids in the Hall. That show is frickin' hilarious!

...YOU are the enemy of IMAGINATION!

Mad TV scares me.

Yay for the Mad TV haters! I seriously feel like beating the hell out of each and every one of those Mad TV "comedians" every time I see that stupid show on tv. And it's not the good kind of stupid like Aqua Teen, it's the retarded "haha we think we're funny because we're stupid and stupid is always funny!" type of stupid. Just plain stupid.

Now Mr. Show, that is a fucking hilarious sketch comedy. Kids in the Hall is also good.

Yes, Mr. Show is awesome. One of my favorite sketches was the one with Ronnie Dobbs getting arrested in all 50 states and then he gets arrested in space! That was hilarious! :D

Haha, I gotta get those dvds.

Mr. Show? Never heard of that, what channel is that on?

And Mad TV ought to scare you. Generally, they are just crude or use pop culture jokes, and that's just not funny. But hey, everyone gets lucky now and again, and so it shall be with my God cancker!

It was on HBO a decade ago, now on DVD.

Not that you'll be able to read this...

Bah! I say we change the rules so Arnold can be president! Vote Terminator 2008!

Demolition Man is coming true!!!

Arnold vs. Hillary in '08. Awesome!

Mad Magazine isn't funny anymore either.

Arnold > Hilary.

Arnold > a lot of things > FFX > Hillary

Star Wars > Arnold > Pie > A brick > A kick in the head > Manos the Hands of Fate sans MST3K commentary > Rotten cheese > Getting sucked into a black hole and then being transported to Hell or where ever it is the bad goes went to in that movie "The Black Hole" > Hillary

...yeah, that'll work.

Bam!

Oh, Great Rumbler. You scamp.

*is a loveable scamp*

Hillary Duff?

Hillary Clinton.


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Right?

what?

Arthur: Huh?

Hilary Duff and Hillary Clinton should fight on Celebrity Deathmatch. (Unless they already have... I haven't watched MTV in years.)

Fight! Fight! Fight!

I missed the CBS story... :( Can someone fill me in?

They had these documents that miraculously proved everything CBS has been trying to find evidence to prove against Bush for like 6 years. Then it turn out that the documents were false, but CBS stands behind the charges...even though their evidence turned out to be completely false.

Btw, the documents were about Bush's guard service record.