Happy 20th birthday, Serendipity!!

Arthur: ...who?

Me: :crap:

Yay! Happy birthday, person who never posts!

If I had a nickel for every person here who didn't post... I'd have quite a few nickels.

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Weee!

All right I give up! What's with all the fucking "Arthur" shit!?

Arthur: I just keep popping up in random posts for no reason.

Geno: Hey, how'd he get in my post?

Arthur: You felt like putting me here.

Geno: Oh.

Haha, Darunia will never know the secret of Arthur!!

*Goron Imperial Commandos smash into OB1's chamber one night, and abduct him. He wakes up shackled and brutally beaten, hanging upside down in a dark stone chamber, deep beneath the Earth...clad in chains.*

*The heavy creak of a door...in steps Darunia*

WHO IS ARTHUR!?

You ARE aware that that's an action figure, right? I mean, OB1 looks nothing like Obi-Wan.

Arthur is legendary King of Atlantis, City of Mars.

Arthur: Darunia, you're so weird!

You sthilly goosthe...

Arthur: I wish I had some pie right now...

Me: Hey arthur, what good have you ever done for the world?

Arthur: Does that time I tied a group of handicapped kids' wheelchairs to a schoolbus count?

Me: Oh, Arthur. :hmm:

GR: Arthur! Putting sticks in the wheels of handicapped people's wheelchairs while they're riding down the sidewalk isn't a very nice things to do!

Arthur: It's not?

GR: No!

Arthur: Then how come Hitler did it all the time?!

GR: ...

Arthur: Oh yeah...

GR: ...

Arthur: That music that keeps playing is neat.

GR: Yeah. Yeah, I quite like it myself.

Arthur: :far-out:

Arthur: I'm a panda bear!

Geno: No you're not.

Arthur: Okay.

Arthur: The cheese is melting the spores off my anabolic steriod-enhanced clovers!!

GR: What the heck are you talking about?

Arthur: ...Phh...lumber.

GR: Lumber?

Arthur: No.

GR: What then?

Arthur: You know how sometimes people say things without meaning them when they're really trying to say something else?

GR: Yeah.

Arthur: The whales of my stomach are good for chicken. Sidewalk patties. Sprong mctonkle. Arospiajdslkfdasa.

GR: Are you alright?

Arthur: Yeah.

Guillaume: Arthur sucks! A pox on Arthur!

Darunia: You said it, buddy---I don't what the big deal is with this Arthur jackass; but the hoi polloi all seem to think he's quite 'ill, yo."

Guillaume: Yea--I mean, I can say stupid, silly things too, to be funny!

Darunia: Example, my boy?

Guillaume: My dog has no nose!

Darunia: R-Really? How does it smell, then?

Guillaume: AWFUL!



:haha:

Arthur: Guillaume, you fat lady! I won't take insults like that sitting down! *stands up* Okay now you can't insult me.

Guillaume: Sorry, I'm all out.

Arthur: Gah! And I was working on some snappy come-backs too!

Guillaume: So...nice weather we're having isn't it?

Arthur: I wish! The pants of my father are rife with the smell of the salmon!

Guillaume: Lots of rain?

Arthur: No, he just fell in a lake. A lake of boiling fire from the pit of Mount Doom!

Guillaume: Neat.

Max: Hey--don't forget about me! I'm the OTHER newbie around here! :flowers:

Tammy: Not anymore! Step aside! I'm the new imaginary friend around here! *chugs down a whole 4' tall glass of beer* SOMEBODY HERE GET ME SOME MORE ALCOHOL BEFORE I START BREAKING THINGS! C'MON, I AIN'T GETTIN' ANY YOUNGER HERE!

Geno: ... Why's everyone looking at me? I didn't bring her here!

Arthur: Tammy frightens me...

Arthur: She frightens me too.

Geno: That was you who said that.

Arthur: Oh... well, at least I can relate to myself... right?

Geno: .........I guess.

Tammy: WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET ME SOME MORE GODDAMN BEER?!

Geno: She frightens me too.

Arthur: Dude, we already went through this once.

Geno: Did we? *looks up* Oh.

Arthur: I wish I had some taffy right now...

Geno: Like salt-water taffy?

Arthur: No, the fresh-water kind. I can't stand all that salt.

Geno: ...

Arthur: What? I can't help it if I'm lactose-intolerant.

Geno: That means you can't drink milk.

Arthur: Well...I can! *drink milk* *gets really sick* I knew I was lactose-intolerant!!