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UltraMarioMan
Yeah funny I guess they're trying to say get an STD and you go for bike rides and walks on the beach? What the heck?!
Geno
Whenever I see one of those commercials, I just keep repeating to myself, "Dude... she has herpes!"
IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY!
alien space marine
"Dude run"!
UltraMarioMan
Wait give it to Bob from those Enzyte commercials!
alien space marine
Enz'Herp! Gives you a garanteed male enhancement and hides those nasty warts from your unsuspecting victim.
Enz'Herp the gift that keeps on giving!
Geno
Don't forget about those old tampon/maxipad commercials.
"Have you ever felt... not fresh?"
"You know that scene in that one movie where the elevator doors start to open?"
I have a nosebleed. *sticks a tampon in my nose* I feel so fresh... I'm gonna go play tennis or something.
UltraMarioMan
Don't forget about those old tampon/maxipad commercials.
"Have you ever felt... not fresh?"
"You know that scene in that one movie where the elevator doors start to open?"
I have a nosebleed. *sticks a tampon in my nose* I feel so fresh... I'm gonna go play tennis or something.
The only tampon commercial I remember was that fake one on Family Guy and it may not have been one.
Great Rumbler
I remember that episode.
Geno
That first quote there is from the Family Guy episode you're referencing. The second one is a bastardization of a tampon commercial on South Park. The last part (not in quotes) was something my sister told me about from Beavis & Butthead. (I've never actually seen the episode with that line.)
EdenMaster
Don't forget about those old tampon/maxipad commercials.
The absolute worst commercial ever made was for some brand of tampons which came in three different sizes for different...*ahem*...amounts of flow. How do the commercial writers choose to portray this?
*fade into a bathroom with a window, it is raining a little outside.*
Somedays...
*rain turns heavier*
You need more protection than others...
*rain becomes total downpour*
That's why we give you a choice!
Something like that. Horrible. It scarred me.
Great Rumbler
I remember that commercial. *shudders*
Geno
I had finally forgotten about that commercial until you reminded me just now. Thanks a lot. :hmm:
A Black Falcon
I haven't even seen it and it is painful...
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