View Thread : A Close Look at Larry King


Undertow
With the aid of NASA technology and google.com I've managed to discover secrets beyond all knowledge of modern science on Larry King's forehead.

Watch!

Larry King on cable television:

<img src="http://i139.exs.cx/img139/8090/larry11da.jpg">

Zoom on forehead:

<img src="http://i139.exs.cx/img139/4548/larry24lv.jpg">

Zoomed 150%:

<img src="http://i139.exs.cx/img139/9827/larry35re.jpg">

Zoomed 300%:

<img src="http://i139.exs.cx/img139/3351/larry44dm.jpg">

Zoomed 1000x on dot, new angle:

<img src="http://i139.exs.cx/img139/2187/larry58bu.jpg">

From this I can conclude that the wrinkles on his forehead are in fact not wrinkles. But, rather, sand dunes containing sentient life within a self contained biosphere. I've taken my findings to the National Science institute.

Great Rumbler
Amazing.

Dark Jaguar
Haha, that's a HILARIOUS insult to those idiots who think there are ancient giant sculptures on Mars.

To them: You can't boost the resolution of ANY image artificially, and you never CAN. The only way to do so is to artificially insert extra data, data not in the original image, which means that whatever you get isn't actually there at all. Forget the movies, they don't know Jack: The Ride.

A Black Falcon
Funny... :)

deanna
I dont get it...but oh well!


Edit: OHHHHH!! I GET IT NOW!
a new angle....
Haha, duh! :D :D :D

EdenMaster
I do believe that the scientific community is about to be forever changed by these images.

It also begs the question of exactly what resides on other celebrities foreheads? Or even our own?

Dark Jaguar
Yes indeed, the scientific community shall be forever changed... In the comedy world...

But in my world of skeptical fantasy (hmm.... think about that one for a while), scientists would pretty much dismiss it offhand. You know, by actually waving their hand and saying "pfft" they will DESTROY it.

Great Rumbler
Look! It's a map of Russia!

http://www.newgenevacenter.org/portrait/gorbachev.jpg

A Black Falcon
But that's not Russia...

Undertow
It's a map of Alaska. Duh.

Great Rumbler
But that's not Russia...

You're so weird, ABF.

A Black Falcon
Yeah, it's definitely Alaska.

Great Rumbler
You're not looking at it right.

A Black Falcon
http://www.state.gov/cms_images/G8_Russia_map.jpg

Russia.

http://fhwainter.fhwa.dot.gov/akdiv/images/alaska_map.jpg

Alaska.

Great Rumbler
Exactly.

A Black Falcon
Note how it looks exactly like Alaska. :)

Dark Jaguar
Hahahahahahaha!

Seriously, that was funny.

...

It'll take a second for that oxymoron to really hit ya there...

Great Rumbler
Note how it looks exactly like Alaska.

No.

Smoke
Why limit your research just to foreheads? Think of the amazing discoveries you could make by probing celebrity asses!