Hey, McDonk!!

I see you lurking around! Post in here!!

YEAH DO IT, DROP THE PIZZAS, MAKE THE CHEESE REALLY HOT AND DROP THE PIZZAS.

JESUS

YEAH! DO... that..thing.....

Pizzas are expensive!

ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET

Mike Tyson: Its indephisical the irichips of this simination.

Don King: YEA NOGGA, IRICHIPS MY FRIEND!

Denzel Washington: ...did you... did you just say Nogga?

Wesely Snipes: I laughed so hard I spit milk out my nose... it was vampire milk. (I'm a vampire)

Morgan Freeman: ....see this is why we're always on Cops.

Vampires: Vorgul, check the records, see if we make vampire milk *looks at the brides of Dracula in an accusing way*

Brides of Dracula: Oh right sure, someone finds milk and they blame the one with tits. It's not like I leak milk okay? Besides, he said VAPIRE milk, i'm a VAMPRESS. A little different okay? ESS not IRE!

Vorgul: So... maybe it wasn't milk.....

Wesely Snipes: *spits out Vampire Milk* AWW MAN I DRANK SEMEN AGAIN!?

Don King: AAAHH LORDY LORDY LORDO.... hahaha lordo :D it's a funny word :D Lordo of the Rings! See? Now it's funny! *hair commits a seperatist act of violence towards African American Jews*

Sammy Davis Jr: ya'll know I can use this glass eye to shoot knives at yo ass, right? ya'll know that?

*Martin Luther King raises his hand*

Sammy Davis Jr: STFU Martin! *knife!*

*Martin Luther King dies again, with knife death*

Mike Tyson: That's uncredulistic against my pincipals :crap:

Don King: ONLY IN AMERICA! :D

Wesley Snipes: Not just semen but UNDEAD semen!

Tony Danza: ...can I drink it too?

Denzel Washington: alright, WHO INVITED THE ITALIAN GUY?!

Morgan Freeman: I think... I think it was Danny Glover.

Danny Glover: *pinned beneath a large fat woman* (No asshole it wasn't me!)

Morgan Freeman: Then it could only have been one man.....

Don King: Chef Boyardee

Morgan Freeman: No! Only one man.... who could have done such a thing.....

Dracula: ah ha ha ha ha!!!! YES!

Don King: shut whitey up and let Freeman tell his damn story. Shit, white people always talkin too loud. motherfucker not even invited. Shit.

Mike Tyson: I'm so antinsepapin whats gonna happen, i burst a blood veppel.

George Foreman: ....YOU DONT MEAN.......

URKLE: BOW INSOLENT PIGS, I DESTROY WORLDS IN A THOUGHT DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY CHEESE?

Danny Glover beneath a giant fat girl: (aww shit there goes the earth, i just subscribed to Maxim too!)

Giant Fat girl: I just ate Tony Danza.....

Tony Danza inside the giant woman's stomach: ....someone please God help me...

:D