etoven

Back when I greated from college I created a TCE or Text Comprehension Engine as final project for my software design degree. Basicly this means that you can talk to a computer and it can comprhend the meaning of your words.

The other day I thought it would be cool to combine this technology with a search engine. So I did.

Click the link below and ask my engine for things like web searches, or weather forcasts. PS. I'ts fun to instult the engine, try insulting it many times.

http://tovensolutions.tovennet.net/...T_ASSISTANT.asp

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Smoke

It wouldn't blow me but it did try and sell me some blow.

Better shut it down before Skynet becomes self aware.

etoven

I added the phaise blow me to the engines vocabulary just for you!

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Smoke

Still needs some work.

etoven

Damit!

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etoven

I don't think the engine understood how it could sell you anthing. Least of which some blow

But in an effort to make this a happy world I addressed the issue .

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Smoke

TovenSolutions: Now selling blow

Geno

TovenSolutions Search Agent: Hello, what how can I help you with today?
You Said: Yes, well, you can start by learning to speak the English language!
TovenSolutons Search Agent: Sorry, I didn't quite understand.

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Bad Drama - An Insane Sprite Comic

Curious George is definitely the shit, i dont care if Hitler invented him, he's a MONKEY that DISOBEYS out of BOREDOM. My personal hero. ~lazyfatbum

Great Rumbler

I couldn't get it to say anything cool.

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We're both officers serving our country, but what exactly are we trying to protect? Japan hasn't seen warfare since World War II. You and I have lived our entire lives in a time of peace. Peace. That's what we're fighting to protect. But what does peace really mean to Japan? Once, our obsession with war ended in our defeat. Then we had the American occupation. America continued with the arms race, Cold War and proxy wars. Today the globe is engulfed in racial violence and civil wars. Japan's prosperity is built on the corpses of those wars. Our peace comes from ignoring the misery in this world. Other nations have been paying the price for world stability. But Japan has closed its eyes to the suffering out there. I can understand your hatred of "just" wars. The despots of the world love to launch their crusades for justice. People have fallen for that line throughout history. But there's a fuzzy line between an unjust peace and a just war. When liars use "peace" as a tool, peace can no longer be trusted. As war is followed by peace, peace inevitably lead to war. Someday we'll realize that peace is more than an absence of war. Have you considered that? We profit from war while the battle rangers behind us. We should remember how close we are to the front lines. Or maybe we're trying to forget. But sooner or later, our punishment will be handed down.