|1 Week Ago||#1|
Former Prison convict
Yours truly ; If that bottle of frere jacka asks to be sipped don't do it.
Lots of drunken chicks that night ; To bad I got caught up in a brawl
They don't have toilet seats in prison.
"The devils Omelet"!
|1 Week Ago||#2|
Did you go to PRISON? Or did you just spend a night in the drunk tank? There is a vast diference, my friend.
Don't be that guy who brags about going to prison when in reality he only just pissed off a cop by calling him a "douchebag fucktard pig! hahaha I TOLD you guys I'd do it!" and spent the night in a concrete jail cell with a few crackheads/Indians/other young show-offs and didn't even get booked or charged for anything.
Now, if you got so drunk that you got behind the wheel and struck a family of four that was driving home from Shrek the Third and will ACTUALLY become a convict, then I give you all the credit in the world. You're clearly a badass.
|1 Week Ago||#4|
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|1 Week Ago||#5|
Sounds like somebody knows from experience ?
Whats wrong with aboriginals ? If your actually polite to them they might lend you a smoke and the occasional joke at the end of day.
It was the drunk tank........
I called one cop; "sugar Titties" ! No I am just joking
Mel Gibson was so bad ass being captain chauvinist!
I was a passenger in a car that got totaled when shrek 2 was out; So don't dare mention that film series again thank you!
Mike Myers put a hex on me.
It was my first time in the brig ; I waisnt exactly bragging but just explaining to my anonymous online audience *tendocity* why I was missing.
I guess I annoy the piss out of the majority here in this lovely piece of Webage.
For that I am deeply sorry......... *crosses fingers*
"The devils Omelet"!
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