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| Tue, November 14th, 2006 | #1 |
Are you man enough to see If God has a sence of humor?
OK, I'll go first....
Step 1: Make a heathen post in a joking manner. Step 2: Wait 40-50 years and see if God thought it was funny or not.. Or, you can always puss out and repent or something....
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Acts 1:11 B (Curvo the Giant Penis)
Curvo the giant penis had a cock that could smite angels. And the lord said let not his cock be unknown for it is mighty and strong and is sometimes climbed upon by hikers. Let all the virgin women fear it or love it. But let only the sinful love it and the just fear it.
There will be a day of judgement for all you women where they will be tempted by the mighty cock. Those who please Curvo will be cast into the fires of hell for they are lustful and full of sin, however those who displease him and are god fearing will be permitted in to the gates of heaven. It is better to live in heaven then to worship a false cock.
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"I once dreamt that I played "cannon in D", on an electric guitar, like a fiddle, in the style of a ho down." ~ me"You are god to us dream characters. Some of us love you and some of us hate you, and some dream characters want to be left alone." Then he paused and he said "When you are awake, you are a dream character to God. You and everyone else are what God sees when he sleeps." ~ XGM VILLAGE OF CLONES - Latest Film (Watch Episode Today!) - (Visit Channel) Latest Deivant ArtworkBroken Matrimony by ~etoven on deviantART
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| Tue, November 14th, 2006 | #3 |
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Divine Insanity: Killing yourself to save humanity from your own judgement.
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| Sun, December 10th, 2006 | #4 |
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God's humor is too jewish for my taste.
"I man aproached me asking if I could divde up his inheritance for him, I said to him I am not divider I am uniter, Jesus then asked on to his apostles am I divider? " Gospel of Thomas~ Thats why Jesus jokes were cut out of the bible .... |
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